geecks

i see 10 geeks plying with swords it looks like one of them got hurt i hope they get grounded it looks like there in a redesigns fare because thats were nerds go it looks like its sunny out tow of them lost there shoo and stepped poop and the other kid stepped in a crack and got his foot stuck then got his heed cot off so wen the mother came to pick them up they were all gone then the geeks all went to jail and lived happily ever after but what heres more one of the geeks got let free because he was inesont so wen he got let out he rube it in there fases and the mom and geeks lived happily ever after exepet for the ones in jail am glad that not me the end

the things that annoy me

the things that annoy me are wen people copy me and wen they call me names and it gets a lot of tenches in me and i hat it wen people tell me what to draw because i want to draw my one stuff and it also annoys me wen every body says stuff about my wait and haw skinny i am because am sensitive  p.s. i don’t like concerts

can you count to 20

jan has 1 apple 1 mr mayor has 2 kids 2 the old man on the hill has 3 hub capes 3 dave had 4 biscuits then eat them 4 sister any has 5 wigs because she is  bold 5 there are 6 cats in the ally 6 the house has 7 windows 7 the gar has 8 marbles  8 the baby has 9 guns 9 miss crick has 10 showers 10 josh has 11 cookies 11 sam has 12 dogs 12 there are 13 cracks in the the street 13 max has 14  t shorts 14 the dog has 15 bons 15 the mouse has 16 cheese blox 16 the day of the month is the 17 there are 18 hares on the mans back 18 the little girl has 19 plumes 19 the sower has 20 plastic bags in it 20

smelly rodente

we all know what its like to be a mouse smelly and allows on the run so way dont we take a look in the book of smelly rodent once there was a mouse how liked to explore but his dad did not let him because he is a over protective dad son the world is to dangerous for a mouse like your self you have to be careful and qwiat like like a mouse dad look just go play with your breathers all show you ill seviv just wait and see  fido sticks hay john were you off to am going to live with the wiold but john the you are the wild you sound just like him john whach out for the window sill we gather here to day to oner a stupid but brave mouse jon toma the end

story time

my names fill i in joy reeding stores to kids all a reword the world like span because am a nerd and its my job to be boring today kids were going to read peter pan mr.crane why dose peter pan what to be a kid for ever its so stooped the question is is he stupid yes!  and way dose he were such stooped clothes will thaand way is he fitting a pirate yea every kid likes a pirate OK that enough you kids are so stooped with your dumb questions fill you fired but but get out the end

slow day

once in a whale every body has a slow day but this day of my life was the mother loud  it felt like i was a slug and the day was the trail so i thout to my self what if i invented a remote that controlled time so i did and let me say it was a lot of fun wen i fast forwarded to my sweet 21 birthday so i cud see what drinking oulkeholl was like blee it was hornbill then i fast forward to 2030 to see what was around oh god it was a pig sty it was like walle the 3ed wen it gets wars and wars each second there was trash every were so i dissuaded to fast forward to wen my dad dies because i have a lot of tench-en and have to relees the crying from the hole walle thing but it Brooke and i was stuck in the yare 5000 and died because there was nothing to eat the world was doomed the end

johnny hamden

johnny  was that kind of kid the kid that was hip  the kid that said ay after every sentence one time on a hot day johnny and his friends decided to go to the junk yard and play pant ball but johnny fell in toxic wast and turned into a hideos monster johnny cried and cried because no one liked him then johnny ran away far away to a land were no one was Antarctica but johnny died of starvation  and  was soon remembered for years to come the end

home ulone

warning this is not a true story 

the only time i got left home alone was wen my mom dad and sister went to the store so i desited to bild a rocket i made it out of bodels and gun pawder  then wen it was all pote  to gether i lit a mach and cownted down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BOOM i flowe back as the rocket cowt my hows on fire oh good oh good some one call 911 but then i relized i there was no one home so i called 911 wen my mom dad and sister drove up the rood i sed to my self im in am in tribal  and i was i got grounded for 5 weeks and hade to by my dad kenw gun pawder the end

if i was famos

if i was famos i wood be the guy that invented the tv i wood have so much muny i wood give a litol to charety like litol as in 6 milleon bucks i wood buy a manchon with a pool then id bay a 4 dor jeep and a rv then id by a forary and a bout then a jet sckee and evory one wood be after my muny so i wood hier a teem of secerety so no one wood get it and if i struk gold i wood make a soled gold porta poty and it wood have a kristol shandiler and and a plasma screen tv and a towlet paper holdert with jemes on it and the tolet paper wood be hundred doler bills and id have all the giuls but all of that wood never happen so for get i evor sed that the end

bad day

evry one has a bad day ones in a wioll but i probely have  had the worst of all on jun 5 was the worst day of all it all started  with waking up i fell out of bed and landed in cat puke then my mom came up and yeld at me i don’t know  why  but she dint look happy then wen i went down stars for breakfast but there was no milk so i went to the pantry for sum pop tarts but there was no more so i got mad then my dad came in and sed grounded so no TV for me then i went to my friend bobs but he was waching a move so i went to the park but on my way there i fell on a puddle then got all wet then that fall on the head made me realize i mist ronys party so i threw a rock but it hit a car and i went to jail the end